APnews BELFAST, Maine (AP) — Police in Maine have accused a man of punching himself in the face three times to avoid a sobriety test. Police in the town of Belfast say they found 27-year-old Brian Fogg in his car, stuck in a ditch last week. WGME-TV reports police said when they tried to test for his blood-alcohol level, Fogg punched himself in the face, causing himself to bleed. Police tended to his injuries instead of giving him the test, but later charged him with operating under the influence, falsifying physical evidence and criminal mischief. Fogg’s been released on bail. He has an unpublished number and it wasn’t immediately known if he had a lawyer.
When you know you’re about to fail a sobriety test I suppose your body and mind go into a fight or flight mode so it makes perfect sense that this man tried to fight himself to try and get out of taking and surely failing the sobriety test. What’s amazing here is that the guys plan actually worked. After this innovator gave himself the old 1,2 the police didn’t give him the test.
Police tended to his injuries instead of giving him the test, but later charged him with operating under the influence, falsifying physical evidence and criminal mischief
You can never say that Mr. Fogg(of course that’s his name) didn’t think of his plan, implement it and execute. He accomplished his goal. Unfortunately, you can’t just punch yourself in the face out of getting out of driving drunk. The cops will just charge you anyway because anyone who’s laying in a ditch on the side of the road and then starts punching themselves in the face is clearly on something. That’s just how the world works.
PS- If Jim Carrey wants to get back in the good graces of Hollywood he should strictly do movies where he beats the crap out of himself.