All I wanted to do was to crawl into bed and go to sleep but of course since I’m a normal person, I checked Twitter for the first of 40 times before I truly called it a night and what do I see? I see that video and it has me feeling like this
This guy pulling off this completely freak of nature stunt is a Swedish skier. The nerve of this guy being one of the best skiers in the world and then casually pulling off a stunt like this that quite literally has me questioning everything I’ve known about how human bodies work. The amount of effort he put into doing this is the amount of effort I put into ripping apart a tissue. I just can’t imagine being that strong that you can just hold on with one hand to an escalator. To be honest, this should be an Olympic event. See how long people can hold on before letting go. That’s an event I would actually care about. Until then, I’ll just continue wondering about other mysteries of the universe.