A Very 2018 NFL Draft Drinking Game

The NFL Draft is one of the greatest times of any football fan’s year. The possibilities are endless. Your favorite team has the opportunity to change the future of the franchise all in a couple of days by selecting the correct players. Much easier said than done as I, a Miami Dolphins fan and just about every other teams’ fans have found. But, regardless of what happens, there’s no denying that draft night is a heck of a lot of fun and if you’re into fun and are legally allowed to consume alcoholic beverages, this NFL Draft drinking game should be right up your alley. And if you’re one of those folks who don’t have work on Friday well then good for you. Like I’m jealous and I hate you.
Now, I’ll be the first to admit, I’m not the first person to think of this idea. I wish I was but unfortunately, I’m not and there’s nothing wrong with that. I made a preseason drinking game last year and I had a lot of fun doing it, so I thought it be fun to one for the NFL Draft. I saw some others on the line this week and there are some really fun ones out there. When making mine, I did my best to not take any ideas from any others that I saw but I’ll also admit there a couple that I already had written down that I then saw on the line. They’re ones that anybody who has seen a few NFL Drafts could think of, so I figured I’d include them. Hope y’all like it and of course if you do partake in the game make for damn sure you’re not driving after playing. Be cool and just stay at your house or at a friend’s house. Don’t be a dummy and think you’ll be fine. Be smart about things.
Drink Once For:
An announcer says that a guy is a workhorse/has a high motor/student of the game/leader/has intangibles you can’t teach/does well in the film or class room/is fiery/freak athlete/a project
An announcer says the word “need” or “best player available”
Someone says that Adam Schefter is very busy
If Trey Wingo calls Adam Schefter “Schefty”
Whenever you see a player who’s at the draft on a phone
Drink Twice For:
An announcer uses the phrase “mortgage the future”
Every time there is a trade
An announcer mentions Josh Rosen’s hot tub in his dorm room
An announcer mentions how USC QBs don’t pan out or do well in the NFL
An announcer says they don’t care about Baker Mayfield’s on the field antics
If a clip of Josh Allen’s 70-yard bomb in the combine
Someone says that Saquan Barkley is a can’t miss prospect
 If someone says the phrase “Jerry’s World”
If a fan base BOOS their own draft pick
Mel Kiper and Todd McShay argue over a player or about anything
 Someone mentions that the 2019 QB class is weak
Drink Three For:
If anyone mentions or if they show a picture of Laremy Tunsil’s gas mask
If anyone mentions how the Vikings once ran out of time and missed a draft pick
If they show Rich Eisen’s 40 time
Finish Your Beverage:
If they show footage of when Aaron Rodgers sat in the green room for hours back in 2005
If Roger Goodell waits for BOO’ing to stop before talking
If someone bashes a team’s draft day hat
If a team’s War Room is shown celebrating
So once again, if you and your friends decide to partake in the game please drink responsibility. And if you do partake in the game remember to have fun and lets the odds forever be in your favor.

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